Family

 Husband: "I want you to spoil me."

Wife: "Oh baby, come here."

Forgive Me

 He told her to leave her problems at the door.

So she did.

Those Wives

 Wives these days can't control their husbands in public.

All my wife has to do is look at me.

Good Enough

 

I don't care what others think of me.

Her Own Opinion

 Maturing in marriage is understanding that when your wife asks for your
opinion, she really just wants to hear her own opinion in a deeper voice.

Pampered

 How men wanna be treated when nobody is watching:

Blessing In Disguise?

 

Pro tip for smokers: Only smoke after sex.

Friendly

 

"Listen, it's not small okay? It's anal friendly."