Noblest Duty

 

His noblest duty is to keep her warm, wet and wild.

With his total submission and absolute obedience.

Euphoria

 Stop being afraid of what could go wrong.
Start being excited by what could go wrong.

Instinct

 She's a perfect wife... but I don't think this
is the correct way to start a CPR. Just saying.

Charisma

 She is the kind of person that when she leaves the
room, at least one person says: "Wow, who was that?"

Who wants to hang out? I've got lasagna.

The lasagna can wait.

A Good Wife

 "I always want more for you, not more from you." she says.

"I know," he nods, "I'm grateful."

Versatility

 Cellphone isn't for just making calls and
belt isn't for just holding up the pants.

Surrender

 

When you surrender, your soul exhales.
That's when the magic happens.