Good Enough

 

I don't care what others think of me.

Her Own Opinion

 Maturing in marriage is understanding that when your wife asks for your
opinion, she really just wants to hear her own opinion in a deeper voice.

Pampered

 How men wanna be treated when nobody is watching:

Blessing In Disguise?

 

Pro tip for smokers: Only smoke after sex.

Friendly

 

"Listen, it's not small okay? It's anal friendly."

It Seems Fair

 

Women have to deal with menstruation, pregnancy, childbirth, menopause, etc.

Catastrophe

 

Two Words

 

Two words that can change the way we approach our life.